Iola's Idiocy

The secret is out - and how much persecution will the outer experience? That remains to be seen. For weeks now I have had the cloth, for the last 3/4 weeks it's been cut out, I just have to sew the things together - however the fear of it all going wrong has trapped me like a bunny in car headlights. Yesterday I realised I had nothing to wear for next Saturday night Wendy house that had pockets - and my usual pockets will be at Gen con (a trip to butlins for gamers apparently) . Therefore the need to make the PVC trousers was pressing, I may have mentioned this to a drunken IU yesterday - figuring if he was drunk enough to be chatting someone up (it looked so promising, went so wrong) he was too drunk to remember anything I said to him.

Sadly a hungover IU asked me at lunch today how the sewing was coming on. What sewing asks the chap, the trousers she's making response IU. What trousers... And the surprise was blown. Oh how much persecution followed!

NOW I'm told it would be unfair for the trousers so long anticipated (he did give me £20 towards them) to have their inaugural outing without him there. The dilemma is that next Saturday was the incentive to get on and make them, do I do so and just trust no one to mention them so he will never know or do I do the honest thing and find something else to wear? Answers on a post card please.